Phone; First Scolding

[Muggle technology has somewhat eluded Molly over the years, despite her husband being the head of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts department at the Ministry of Magic. Nevertheless, she gets the gist of what the purpose of the phone is, possibly why the majority of Mayfield is hearing a screaming woman over theirs. People from her world will most definitely be reminded of a Howler]

WHOEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO TAKE A POOR WOMAN OUT OF HER HOME , TAKE HER CLOTHES AND THEN LEAVE HER STRANDED IN SOME STRANGE, COMPLETELY PROPORTIONAL HOME HAS SOMETHING VERY UNPLEASANT COMING WHEN I FIND THEM.

I AM A BUSY WOMAN- WITH NINE CHILDREN TO FEED, SEVERAL GUESTS TO PREPARE FOR, AND AN ENTIRE CHICKEN COOP TO REWIRE. NOT TO MENTION THE WEDDING TENT, WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, HAS NOT YET BEEN SET UP.

SO. WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU FESS UP QUICK. I HAVE THINGS TO DO AND THEY WON'T WAIT AROUND FOR YOUR JUVENILE, DELIQUENT SENSE OF HUMOR.

[residents of 338 Brady Lane will see a woman in a nightgown and frazzled red hair shouting across a living room]